February 2012
can someone please come and make my booty go clap
t minus 21 minutes until i bomb my calc test
i mean being forced to choose between my principles and killing the mood by calling someone out on their shitty behavior is like, one of my favorite things!
haha oh boy hearing straight people using the word faggot casually is such a cool feeling
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tattooedmansodmg replied to your photo: when was the last time i actually paid attention…
the only chemistry i need i learn on erowid.org nahmean
most useful websites on the internet:
google
wikipedia
erowid
that being said it makes me so mad when i see hot boys kissing girls YOUY SHOuLD BE KISING ME
i recognize the fact that WAY too many of my posts are “omg cute boy here” and “omg cute boy there” but its NOT MY FAULT my campus just has too many hot guys. it isn’t fair. every time i turn my head. hot guys. can’t.
while i’ve been sitting here three (3) cute guys have sat directly across from me
i feel like i’m in some kind of cute guy carousel
yeah babe eat that muffin
Consider The Following: my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack.
when the sun shines during a rainstorm the Russian government tells everyone to go inside so they don’t turn gay
i don’t want to stand up
i don’t want to move
Russian city bans gay 'propaganda' for minors →
octopole:
amischiefofmice:
seerofdoom:
Good morning, time for your daily cup of rage.
(Reuters) - Lawmakers in Russia’s second largest city, St Petersburg, passed a bill on Wednesday imposing fines for spreading gay “propaganda” among minors, a law critics said could be used to clamp down on the homosexual community.
:(
welp
p sure it was already illegal in Moscow you’re...
scarier asked: im taking psych too, psych buddies
shonen on deck manga gang
on the plus side there’s a rly cute guy sitting across from me in this lounge
oh my god there’s a literal blizzard outside
when i’m president of the world i’m gonna ban snow
x’s are like little t’s that fell over before they could grow up
i just merked the heck out of a tricky calculus problem and i rewarded myself by air guitaring to jay reatard
dadsgladtoday:
slimed:
i wish i could do porn
same
scrubs
Watchok its not that bouncy (its still fun)
Anonymous asked: so how's that detox goign
that being the day i came out to my uni friends and started hanging out with them daily instead of like weekly :3
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iirc i haven’t had a sober day since… october 22nd or so
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oh my god i haven’t smoked any weed today
if the only AnCo album i’ve listened to is strawberry jam and i loved the heck out of it, which one should i listen to next?
god ugh integral calculus is not that hard to actually do but wrapping your head around the concepts themselves is so fucking frustrating.
i mean it all makes sense, logically, but i just don’t have a math brain
grrrr
a peaceboner got found in a dinosaur dong
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frezned asked: what's the sexiest physically impossible thing you can think of?
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chopperhugs asked: what sex thing do you most want to do that you just go "nope there is no way i could ever get that to happen NOPE"
its tmi 2sday please ask me a dirty question →
ask me more because tumblr is an idiot and ruined two of em
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Anonymous asked: hey just fyi your posts don't seem to have answers, unless that's intentional....
its tmi 2sday please ask me a dirty question →
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gurren lagann should have been about ducks instead of humans
they clearly hold the true spiral power
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chrismello replied to your post: stockade replied to your post: man considering how…
16 fucking inches of the most horrifying slinkie you’ve ever seen
chris the sound i just made
god the worst part is that its like. rocket-propelled. it’s like a giant spiral-wang injection.
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stockade replied to your post: man considering how weird earth dicks are (see:…
Dicks on their heads instead of their crotches
nicolas i hate to ask you this but have you seen a duck penis
you could have a ten-inch monster hanging out your ear and it wouldn’t freak me out as much as a duck dick
man considering how weird earth dicks are (see: ducks’ exploding corkscrew dicks, echidna’s four-headed dicks, etc.) when we finally make contact with aliens they are gonna have the WEIRDEST cocks
imdisabled:
I want to see the cast of Breaking Dawn do Breaking Bad and the cast of Breaking Bad do Breaking Dawn.
i wonder if someone who was really excited about giving rimjobs has ever accidentally said “i’m gonna eat the shit out of this asshole”
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Anonymous asked: inside man. inside. man.
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Anonymous asked: attacked by a stoner jedi: blunt force trauma
my dad has the stomach flu so he’s in bed watching awful made-for-TV romantic comedies
I like how the quote button is still the same
rips a fart, the force of the flatus closing my laptop and sending me up out of my computer chair and snugly into bed